By the ridiculous duration of an entire decade of which it would take for The Pope to finish ejaculating after his first ever masturbation session…
one smile was not enough for the sky
it was really fucking happy
it had to have two
I know what I am asking for this xmas
Polaroid’s New Instant Camera Is Gorgeous.
While instant cameras aren’t as popular as they were back in the day (mostly due to insanely priced film), they’re still just as cool. Pictured above is the Polaroid Z2300. This little 10MP beast spits out 2” x 3” photos using inkles Zink technology which involves a lot of sciency stuff, so I’ll just copy/paste part of this Gizmodo article which explains it all.
Instead of using ink for printing, Zink photos use smudge-proof, water-resistant paper that contains tiny transparent crystals. When heated up, these crystals turn into cyan, magenta and yellow-colored dots that give you a paper photo in just one minute. It kind of feels like the old Polaroids, but on landscape format and without all the shaking.
The camera is $160, while a 20-sheet pack of Premium Zink paper goes for $15 and the 50-sheet pack goes for $25. You can also print stickers.
And best of all, all the pictures are stored on an on-board SD card and can be edited before printing. This thing even does video! Man, and to think, oldschool Poaroid instant cameras were the size of toasters and couldn’t even do all the crazy stuff this thing can!
WHY AM I POOR
CAN I HAVE THIS NOW OKAY OHMYGATOS
Only Weather report you will ever have to watch.
no seriously watch it.
All in one take.
Jesus christ did this dude win an award for not busting out laughing a dozen times during this? XD
So yeah, I’m assuming everyone’s heard of the crazy shit Florida is getting hit with atm..
So I wanted to share a picture of what it looks like a couple miles away from my house;
I’m not even joking when I say that there are people riding their canoes/kayaks/whatever they own, down the streets.
So yeah, greetings from Tampa <3